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For a long Time Now!!

2010-12-22T10:52:00.002+05:30

kutte ka naam masakali rakhne se kutta kabutar nahin ban jata!!

10 October 2010

2010-10-11T00:08:00.001+05:30

Happy X X X...that's today according to roman calender

28 September - 03 October 2010

2010-10-03T13:12:00.001+05:30

We Say: तेल लगा कर Parachute का, मुंहतोड़ जवाब दो फूट का|
They Say: तेल लगा कर डाबर का, नाम मिटा देंगे बाबर का|
Proud of being part of secular company|

Random

2010-09-23T16:31:00.000+05:30

A husband is like split AC. No matter how much noise it creates outside it is always silent inside the house. :P

11-23 September 2010

2010-09-23T16:30:00.002+05:30

When Salman Khan plays bad he really makes it look good!! Dabangg!!

09-11 May 2010

2010-05-12T01:04:00.000+05:30

Feat of having resided in all metros for atleast a week achieved!!

29 April - 2 May 2010

2010-05-12T01:03:00.000+05:30

Jaane kahan se aayi hai: Jaane ye picture kyun banayi hai ; Phoonk 2: First one was a warning that avoid the second |

20 - 28 April 2010

2010-04-30T09:42:00.000+05:30

Sow a thought and you reap an act, sow an act and you reap a habit, sow a habit and you reap a character, sow a character and you reap a destiny.

29 April 2010

2010-04-30T09:41:00.000+05:30

haaaaaaaaaah finally it has started :)

10 -18 April 2010

2010-04-18T11:22:00.001+05:30

What we feel and think and is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera

31 March- 9 April 2010

2010-04-09T00:58:00.000+05:30

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

29-30 March 2010

2010-03-30T20:48:00.001+05:30

वो आये हमारी कब्र पर,
दिया बुझा कर चल दिए;
जो तेल बचा था दिए मैं,
सर पर लगा के चल दिए|

26-28 March 2010

2010-03-28T00:00:00.000+05:30

Tips for those having exams:
1. Grades are an illusion
2. Your passion and insight are reality
3. Your work is worth more than mere congruence to an answer key
4. Persistence in the face of a skeptical authority figure is a powerful ability
5. Fitting in is a short-term strategy, standing out pays off in the long run
6. If you care enough about the work to be criticized, you've learned enough for today

07-08 March 2010

2010-03-08T18:16:00.000+05:30

Karthik Calling Karthik, Mittal Vs Mittal: Seems like NITIE has atleast given inspiration to Bollywood.

02-06 March 2010

2010-03-06T01:03:00.000+05:30

Status: Single for those having salary more than INR 5 lpa; committed for others

24-26 February 2010

2010-03-06T00:59:00.002+05:30

Girls are either Beautiful from far or far from beautiful :P

19-22 February 2010

2010-02-23T10:27:00.002+05:30

अगर आप अपने पतले होने से परेशान है या Doctor ने आपको २ साल के लिए Bedrest का सुझाव दिया है तो कृपया www.nitie.edu visit करिएँ| इस स्वर्णिम मौके को अपने हाथ से न जाने दे|

16-19 February 2010

2010-02-20T00:39:00.001+05:30

Hapiness = (Wanting what you have) / (Having what you want)

15-16 February 2010

2010-02-16T10:03:00.001+05:30

My name is Singh and I was tortured by Khan who was not a terrorist.

12-14 February 2010

2010-02-16T10:02:00.000+05:30

For all those having girlfriends..Happy Children Day in advance :D

12- 14 November 2009

2009-11-15T01:47:00.000+05:30

Statement of Day: A Toothless tiger Roars, Toothed ones bite!!!

10- 11 November 2009

2009-11-12T14:08:00.002+05:30

Statement of Day: You can get short term benefits by faking yourself but long term success will always evade you

9th November 2009

2009-11-10T11:48:00.001+05:30

Statement of the day: Every good news has its own lead time. (When asked about my PPI result, drawing analogy from you know what!!!)

22 september - 1 October 2009

2009-10-01T02:50:00.001+05:30

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

7 - 15 September 2009

2009-09-17T21:35:00.000+05:30

Great Pressure --> Great Capabilities --> Great Confidence --> Laxity --> Failure --> Great Pressure..........
And cycle continues infinitely :)

19 - 26 August 2009

2009-08-26T21:35:00.000+05:30

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. :P

14 August- 16 August 2009

2009-08-17T02:44:00.000+05:30

यशोमती मैया से बोले नंदलाला
मैं जन्मा तो अग्रेजो को क्यूँ भगा डाला?
जन्माष्टमी और स्वतंत्रा दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं..

9 - 13 August 2009

2009-08-13T13:06:00.000+05:30

ना जाने तुमपर इतना यकीन क्यूँ है?
तेरा हर एक ख्याल हसीं क्यूँ है?
कहते है प्यार का दर्द मीठा होता है,
फिर आँखों से निकला आंसूं नमकीन क्यूँ है?

7 August- 8 August 2009

2009-08-08T19:42:00.000+05:30

Ab rakhi samapt hone ke baad aap patli, lambi aur chamakdaar cheej k paas ja sakte hai. :D

4 August- 7 August 2009

2009-08-07T19:07:00.000+05:30

Aaj Raakhi ke pawan avsar par kisi bhi patli, sunahari aur chamakdaar cheej se dur rahe. Jara si asawdhani aapko Kisi sundar bala ka Bhai bana sakti hai. :)

27 July - 3 August 2009

2009-08-03T19:48:00.002+05:30

Down the day when nights are day,
Sunshine there on a mountain top
I will trip through the sailing ship
and reach to make a major stop.

Just to say I am on my way,
Won't be back for another day.
My heart is down my head turning around,
I have to leave a little girl in case I am down

The last song of Kargil Martyr Robin

21 July- 25 July 2009

2009-07-25T01:50:00.001+05:30

बासी कढी में उबाल पड़ा है और जादूगर डांगा का फ़िर से उठ खड़ा है ! I hope NITIEans will understand this :)

In remembrance of one of my dearest friend who fell in the traps viciously laid by a girl.

18 July- 21 July 2009

2009-07-21T19:57:00.000+05:30

You can't expect a bird to fly with its wings clipped to a clothline. Its pure foolishness and I am the bird :(

07 July - 20 July 2009

2009-07-21T19:51:00.001+05:30

"Last words are for people, who haven’t said anything in life."
-- Karl Marx

04 July- 06 July 2009

2009-07-08T19:51:00.000+05:30

When clouds descend on you and scent of fresh pristine air intoxicates, you are surely in Matheran! Hope, joy, tranquility, chaos....experienced every emotion during the trip to Matheran!

2 June - 22 June 2009

2009-06-23T22:55:00.000+05:30

Smartness, Passion, Knowledge, Innovativeness these traits are priceless. But person possessing thyem can be hired as interns @ 20 K per month :P

29 May - 1 June 2009

2009-06-01T10:53:00.000+05:30

We tried & cried,
We dreamed & screamed|
There were loads of ouchs and oomphs,
And many losses and truimphs|
From a life of solitude,
These were 60 days of altitude|
Now life is calling with its dues,
so its time to say adieu|

Goodbye 6th Floor conference room will miss you!!!

25 - 28 May 2009

2009-05-28T18:51:00.000+05:30

Adam Gilchrist made Salman Khan the happiest person on earth; Guess How? :P

24 May 2009

2009-05-25T00:23:00.000+05:30

If Royal Challengers win Salman Khan would be unhappiest person on this planet. Guess Why? :P

21 May- 24 May 2009

2009-05-24T11:22:00.001+05:30

Bangalore has started winning after they got Katrina Kaif as cheerleader
Moral: हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक (सुन्दर) औरत का हाथ होता है :P

17 May - 20 May 2009

2009-05-21T00:08:00.000+05:30

ह्रदय में जब भी टीस उठे तो,
आँखों से छलक जाता एक अश्रु|
गम छोडो खुल के मुस्काओ,
हमको सिखलाता एक अश्रु|
आँख खुले तो मस्त मौला सा,
खुल के बह जाता एक अश्रु
वरना भीतर ही भीतर,
कसमसाता एक अश्रु|

05 -09 May 2009

2009-05-10T01:29:00.002+05:30

**Knight Rider**
Kitt: Michael, what is your exact relationship with Sarah?
Micheal: We are just friends.
Kitt: Then why do I notice an increase in your hormone level whenever you come closer, specially pheromones which are responsible for sexual arousal :P

Moral: एक लड़का और एक लड़की कभी दोस्त नहीं हो सकते|

02 May- 04 May 2009

2009-05-04T00:04:00.000+05:30

4 of us returned after a tiring excursion and smashed into the room of a friend who used to keep all the medicines (His father being a Doctor)
Me: Glucon-D pila yaar
My Friend (Innocently): Glucon D to nahin hai, Par gadar padi hai. Lagau kya?

Best And Classic

2009-05-03T22:51:00.003+05:30

क्यूँ रखूं अब अपने कलम में स्याही
जब कोई अरमान दिल में मचलता ही नहीं!
ना जाने क्यूँ सभी शक करते है मुझ पर,
जब कोई सुखा फूल मेरी किताब में मिलता ही नहीं|
कशिश तो बहुत है मेरे प्यार में मगर क्या करूँ,
एक पत्थर दिल है की पिघलता ही नहीं|
अगर खुदा मिले तो उससे अपना प्यार मांगूं,
पर सुना है वो मरने से पहले मिलता ही नहीं|

28 April - 01 May 2009

2009-05-01T20:20:00.000+05:30

Light of knowledge falls on everyone equally...White surfaces reflect it all while black ones absorb it! That explains why beauty and brains never go together :P

24 April - 26 April 2009

2009-04-26T20:25:00.001+05:30

Girls are like lizards: They grow a new tail even while the older one is still gyrating with life :P

12 April - 20 April 2009

2009-04-21T12:46:00.000+05:30

Never try to stretch yourself beyond your defined limits albeit try to stretch your limits. Human beings are elastic but coefficient of elasticity varies.

06 April- 12 April 09

2009-04-12T16:14:00.000+05:30

ओ ठरकी exam तू कल फिर आना
मुझे तू सताना
बड़ी ही शान से
तेरे Question है जरा बेईमान से|| :D

04 April- 06 April 2009

2009-04-06T21:01:00.001+05:30

Breaking News: A document detailing problems faced by consultants at E&Y was leaked and found its way as the question paper of BPR in NITIE. :)

Another Classic from my friend

2009-04-05T15:35:00.000+05:30

All desirable thing in dis planet is either banned,illegal,expensive or has been commited to somone else......... :)

02 April - 04 April 2009

2009-04-03T19:03:00.001+05:30

Quality ठुक गयी, Accounting ठुक गयी, ठुक गए OR के ग्रन्थ,
बेटा अब तो सुधर जा वरना ठुक जायेगा तेरा घमंड!

29 March- 02 April 2009

2009-04-03T18:59:00.001+05:30

The Sun Temple, Meenakshi Temple, Khajuraho, Red Fort, Jaisalmer Fort, Nalanda university and the Dholavira site : Well I Voted for none of them except Meenakshi Temple :)

*on none of the sites for which I voted making it to the list of 7 Wonders of India.

Classic from my friend

2009-03-25T18:32:00.004+05:30

पुराने ज़माने का Villian अजीत अपनी secretary मोना से मोना डार्लिंग इस कुत्ते को Liquid Oxygen में डाल दो। Liquid इसे जीने नहीं देगा और Oxygen इसे मरने नहीं देगी। :)

23 March 2009

2009-03-24T23:07:00.002+05:30

ये जो World है ना World इसमें दो तरह के लोग पाये जाते है। पहले जो सारी जिंदगी एक ही काम करते रहते है और दुसरे जो एक ही जिंदगी में सारे काम कर डालते हैं। पहले वालों को Male और दुसरे वालों को female भी कहते हैं।

Way Long Back

2009-03-24T23:04:00.002+05:30

80-20 Rule: 20% of people work and remaining 80% take credit. If you want to be one pf the 80% please visit www.nitie.edu

24 March 2009

2009-03-24T23:02:00.001+05:30

Everybody loves Raymond! But I love Peter England..all because of my friend Vicky :)