Thursday, 28 May 2009

25 - 28 May 2009

Adam Gilchrist made Salman Khan the happiest person on earth; Guess How? :P

Monday, 25 May 2009

24 May 2009

If Royal Challengers win Salman Khan would be unhappiest person on this planet. Guess Why? :P

Sunday, 24 May 2009

21 May- 24 May 2009

Bangalore has started winning after they got Katrina Kaif as cheerleader
Moral: हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक (सुन्दर) औरत का हाथ होता है :P

Thursday, 21 May 2009

17 May - 20 May 2009

ह्रदय में जब भी टीस उठे तो,
आँखों से छलक जाता एक अश्रु|
गम छोडो खुल के मुस्काओ,
हमको सिखलाता एक अश्रु|
आँख खुले तो मस्त मौला सा,
खुल के बह जाता एक अश्रु
वरना भीतर ही भीतर,
कसमसाता एक अश्रु|

Sunday, 10 May 2009

05 -09 May 2009

**Knight Rider**
Kitt: Michael, what is your exact relationship with Sarah?
Micheal: We are just friends.
Kitt: Then why do I notice an increase in your hormone level whenever you come closer, specially pheromones which are responsible for sexual arousal :P

Moral: एक लड़का और एक लड़की कभी दोस्त नहीं हो सकते|