12- 14 November 2009

Statement of Day: A Toothless tiger Roars, Toothed ones bite!!!

10- 11 November 2009

Statement of Day: You can get short term benefits by faking yourself but long term success will always evade you

9th November 2009

Statement of the day: Every good news has its own lead time. (When asked about my PPI result, drawing analogy from you know what!!!)

22 september - 1 October 2009

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

7 - 15 September 2009

Great Pressure --> Great Capabilities --> Great Confidence --> Laxity --> Failure --> Great Pressure..........
And cycle continues infinitely :)

19 - 26 August 2009

We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. :P

14 August- 16 August 2009

यशोमती मैया से बोले नंदलाला
मैं जन्मा तो अग्रेजो को क्यूँ भगा डाला?
जन्माष्टमी और स्वतंत्रा दिवस की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं..

9 - 13 August 2009

ना जाने तुमपर इतना यकीन क्यूँ है?
तेरा हर एक ख्याल हसीं क्यूँ है?
कहते है प्यार का दर्द मीठा होता है,
फिर आँखों से निकला आंसूं नमकीन क्यूँ है?

7 August- 8 August 2009

Ab rakhi samapt hone ke baad aap patli, lambi aur chamakdaar cheej k paas ja sakte hai. :D

4 August- 7 August 2009

Aaj Raakhi ke pawan avsar par kisi bhi patli, sunahari aur chamakdaar cheej se dur rahe. Jara si asawdhani aapko Kisi sundar bala ka Bhai bana sakti hai. :)

27 July - 3 August 2009

Down the day when nights are day,
Sunshine there on a mountain top
I will trip through the sailing ship
and reach to make a major stop.

Just to say I am on my way,
Won't be back for another day.
My heart is down my head turning around,
I have to leave a little girl in case I am down

The last song of Kargil Martyr Robin

21 July- 25 July 2009

बासी कढी में उबाल पड़ा है और जादूगर डांगा का फ़िर से उठ खड़ा है ! I hope NITIEans will understand this :)

In remembrance of one of my dearest friend who fell in the traps viciously laid by a girl.

18 July- 21 July 2009

You can't expect a bird to fly with its wings clipped to a clothline. Its pure foolishness and I am the bird :(

07 July - 20 July 2009

"Last words are for people, who haven’t said anything in life."
-- Karl Marx

04 July- 06 July 2009

When clouds descend on you and scent of fresh pristine air intoxicates, you are surely in Matheran! Hope, joy, tranquility, chaos....experienced every emotion during the trip to Matheran!

2 June - 22 June 2009

Smartness, Passion, Knowledge, Innovativeness these traits are priceless. But person possessing thyem can be hired as interns @ 20 K per month :P

29 May - 1 June 2009

We tried & cried,
We dreamed & screamed|
There were loads of ouchs and oomphs,
And many losses and truimphs|
From a life of solitude,
These were 60 days of altitude|
Now life is calling with its dues,
so its time to say adieu|

Goodbye 6th Floor conference room will miss you!!!

25 - 28 May 2009

Adam Gilchrist made Salman Khan the happiest person on earth; Guess How? :P

24 May 2009

If Royal Challengers win Salman Khan would be unhappiest person on this planet. Guess Why? :P

21 May- 24 May 2009

Bangalore has started winning after they got Katrina Kaif as cheerleader
Moral: हर सफल आदमी के पीछे एक (सुन्दर) औरत का हाथ होता है :P

17 May - 20 May 2009

ह्रदय में जब भी टीस उठे तो,
आँखों से छलक जाता एक अश्रु|
गम छोडो खुल के मुस्काओ,
हमको सिखलाता एक अश्रु|
आँख खुले तो मस्त मौला सा,
खुल के बह जाता एक अश्रु
वरना भीतर ही भीतर,
कसमसाता एक अश्रु|

05 -09 May 2009

**Knight Rider**
Kitt: Michael, what is your exact relationship with Sarah?
Micheal: We are just friends.
Kitt: Then why do I notice an increase in your hormone level whenever you come closer, specially pheromones which are responsible for sexual arousal :P

Moral: एक लड़का और एक लड़की कभी दोस्त नहीं हो सकते|

02 May- 04 May 2009

4 of us returned after a tiring excursion and smashed into the room of a friend who used to keep all the medicines (His father being a Doctor)
Me: Glucon-D pila yaar
My Friend (Innocently): Glucon D to nahin hai, Par gadar padi hai. Lagau kya?

Best And Classic

क्यूँ रखूं अब अपने कलम में स्याही
जब कोई अरमान दिल में मचलता ही नहीं!
ना जाने क्यूँ सभी शक करते है मुझ पर,
जब कोई सुखा फूल मेरी किताब में मिलता ही नहीं|
कशिश तो बहुत है मेरे प्यार में मगर क्या करूँ,
एक पत्थर दिल है की पिघलता ही नहीं|
अगर खुदा मिले तो उससे अपना प्यार मांगूं,
पर सुना है वो मरने से पहले मिलता ही नहीं|

28 April - 01 May 2009

Light of knowledge falls on everyone equally...White surfaces reflect it all while black ones absorb it! That explains why beauty and brains never go together :P

24 April - 26 April 2009

Girls are like lizards: They grow a new tail even while the older one is still gyrating with life :P

12 April - 20 April 2009

Never try to stretch yourself beyond your defined limits albeit try to stretch your limits. Human beings are elastic but coefficient of elasticity varies.

06 April- 12 April 09

ओ ठरकी exam तू कल फिर आना
मुझे तू सताना
बड़ी ही शान से
तेरे Question है जरा बेईमान से|| :D

04 April- 06 April 2009

Breaking News: A document detailing problems faced by consultants at E&Y was leaked and found its way as the question paper of BPR in NITIE. :)

Another Classic from my friend

All desirable thing in dis planet is either banned,illegal,expensive or has been commited to somone else......... :)

02 April - 04 April 2009

Quality ठुक गयी, Accounting ठुक गयी, ठुक गए OR के ग्रन्थ,
बेटा अब तो सुधर जा वरना ठुक जायेगा तेरा घमंड!

29 March- 02 April 2009

The Sun Temple, Meenakshi Temple, Khajuraho, Red Fort, Jaisalmer Fort, Nalanda university and the Dholavira site : Well I Voted for none of them except Meenakshi Temple :)

*on none of the sites for which I voted making it to the list of 7 Wonders of India.

Classic from my friend

पुराने ज़माने का Villian अजीत अपनी secretary मोना से मोना डार्लिंग इस कुत्ते को Liquid Oxygen में डाल दो। Liquid इसे जीने नहीं देगा और Oxygen इसे मरने नहीं देगी। :)

23 March 2009

ये जो World है ना World इसमें दो तरह के लोग पाये जाते है। पहले जो सारी जिंदगी एक ही काम करते रहते है और दुसरे जो एक ही जिंदगी में सारे काम कर डालते हैं। पहले वालों को Male और दुसरे वालों को female भी कहते हैं।

Way Long Back

80-20 Rule: 20% of people work and remaining 80% take credit. If you want to be one pf the 80% please visit www.nitie.edu

24 March 2009

Everybody loves Raymond! But I love Peter England..all because of my friend Vicky :)